That would rupture my joy. I've only just begun on my life-changing journey through tidying. Konmari's guidance is critical. I haven't yet expressed gratitude to the shower curtain.
How sad, to put them in such a small confinement when they're born to swim in an ocean. I'm not sure I can be that cruel for the sake of domestic comforts.
That's what they tell me when they're not telling me I'm illiterate and uninspired
[ At any rate, there he'll be when Cas arrives. Taking up post at the stove with a dish rag thrown over one shoulder and a couple of pans going at once. Bacon, eggs, the whole nine. He's practically a breakfast machine, with Zeppelin playing over the speaker on his phone as he goes. ]
[ Cas mutter as he shows up just behind dean's right shoulder, not because he poofed or anything, just because he's a very quiet shuffler. sup, buddy, how's breakfast? ]
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That was clever.
Many consider you dull-minded and unintellectual, but I find your creative wordplay inspired, Dean.
I don't think you need to worry about that.
I haven't done the measurements, but I'm fairly sure my tongue couldn't reach your esophagus.
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Who do you even talk to besides Sam??
You know what
Nevermind
Nevermind to this whole conversation
I'm buying a new toothbrush and I'm keeping it in my room
Are you happy now?
This is what we've come to
and by the way, I read, okay
they can suck it
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My birthplace and brethren.
Toothbrushes don't go in bedrooms.
Marie Kondo would be disappointed in our organizational skills.
What have we come to, indeed.
Am I still using the red toothbrush in the blue cup?
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that would spark so much joy right now
yes, keep the red toothbrush, it's all yours
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I've only just begun on my life-changing journey through tidying.
Konmari's guidance is critical.
I haven't yet expressed gratitude to the shower curtain.
Thank you, Dean, that's very generous.
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go outside
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I'm sorry about your toothbrush tragedy.
[ he's going, he's going.
give him like five minutes of outside time, and: ]
I want to rake the leaves into categorical piles sorted by color and/or flora of origin.
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come back inside
we're gonna find you some kind of hobby or something
how do you feel about knitting
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Also makes one's hands more prone to arthritis.
Do you need a scarf? Or mittens?
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that's like 3 steps before wearing people's skin as a bathrobe & herding cats
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Second Commandment?
I wouldn't mind cats.
Kittens, especially. We should consider kittens.
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what would the neighbors think?
we're not getting cats.
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Rabbits?
Fish.
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Fish get a pass
You can get the fish
You're cleaning the tank
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I'm not sure I can be that cruel for the sake of domestic comforts.
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I'm going to make some bacon.
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and then: ]
How much bacon?
[ u sharin, fam?? ]
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[ That's right. Let him feed you, Cas. It's okay. There there. ]
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[ and a bathrobe clad cas will come shuffling into the kitchen some five minutes later. hello, hi, he is here for bacon. ]
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when they're not telling me I'm illiterate and uninspired
[ At any rate, there he'll be when Cas arrives. Taking up post at the stove with a dish rag thrown over one shoulder and a couple of pans going at once. Bacon, eggs, the whole nine. He's practically a breakfast machine, with Zeppelin playing over the speaker on his phone as he goes. ]
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[ Cas mutter as he shows up just behind dean's right shoulder, not because he poofed or anything, just because he's a very quiet shuffler. sup, buddy, how's breakfast? ]
Besides me.