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early Aug, more or less a few days after all the new Summoned arrivals

[thedevilwhorose]

A new Thorne Summoned just called me a little lamb.

[he has to tell someone in his family because it's So Fucking Funny and he's not currently talking to Michael. Again. The running theme there is not lost to Lucifer.]

[unwings]

[ …

what

what on multiple levels. why has this happened and why was it reported to him.

firstly, Throne is a strange and backwards place ]

Did you mention you’re satan?

[thedevilwhorose]

You know how many people don't know what that means?

[unwings]

You aren't even small.

[ who is this person and why is their sense of scale broken ]

[thedevilwhorose]

'Tall and stringy' lamb doesn't quite pack the same insulting impact, I'll give her that.

[unwings]

Who was it?

[thedevilwhorose]

I don't know, some broad who thinks she's worldly enough.

What, you wanna get her number?

[unwings]

Does Thorne have cell phones now?

Just curious who over there is such an atrocious judge of character.

[thedevilwhorose]

Psh. Technology? In Thorne?

If there's a version of Hell here that'll freeze over first.

But to answer your curiosity: everyone is a bad judge of character.

[unwings]

That seems unlikely. Statistically speaking.

You're a particularly skilled liar. It skews the data.

1/2

[thedevilwhorose]

I am, aren't I?

2/2

[thedevilwhorose]

The skill isn't in lying, Castiel. Honesty is always the best policy, even for me.

[unwings]

Really. You? How do you figure?

[thedevilwhorose]

Oh, come on, buddy. I know you're thick but you're not that thick.

The truth is far more razor-sharp pain than any lie could ever be.

[unwings]

An interpretation of the truth, perhaps. If I've learned anything in my time away from Heaven, it's that the truth is often a muddled, multi-faceted thing.

[thedevilwhorose]

That you actually learned anything outside of Heaven is truly an impressive feat.

Ho many times did it take a lesson to stick, I wonder? Low-brand angels, so hard for them to tune out the programming.

[unwings]

According to Naomi, the programming never took. I 'came off the line with a crack in my chassis'.

[thedevilwhorose]

You know.

That makes so much sense.