[ somewhere on a sidewalk not far from the apartment is castiel, smiling like a dope, because this trip sounds absolutely wonderful. sue him, he's excited. ]
Ideal. Have you ever been sailing? Or kayaking. Surfing, maybe. Do you think the coral reefs survived ecological disaster in this world?
[ aaand it'll never happen. soul crushing :( . you owe him a honolulu date when they get back, dean. ]
Unfortunately dad's trust fund wasn't enough to cover a yacht, so no no sailing no kayaking no surfing
I HAVE been tubing, and let me tell you, that is like the ideal vacation activity you just sit in an inner tube and float down a river getting drunk off a cooler of beer that's also floating down a river. That's it, that's the whole day
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Ideal.
Have you ever been sailing?
Or kayaking.
Surfing, maybe.
Do you think the coral reefs survived ecological disaster in this world?
[ aaand it'll never happen. soul crushing :( . you owe him a honolulu date when they get back, dean. ]
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no sailing
no kayaking
no surfing
I HAVE been tubing, and let me tell you, that is like
the ideal vacation activity
you just sit in an inner tube and float down a river getting drunk off a cooler of beer that's also floating down a river. That's it, that's the whole day
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So the purpose is getting intoxicated and allowing a river to take you where it will.
Have many people died doing this?
[ because drunk people and water don't seem like a good mix, but what does he know. ]
All the same, it does sound relaxing.
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The river corpses aren't the point, the party bus doesn't make stops for darwinism
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The party bus wouldn't fair well submerged either.
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We'll tube in Honolulu.