Why would we expire two toothbrushes when sharing one requires half the counter clutter? Marie Kondo taught me the importance of reducing clutter. Toothbrush clutter does not spark joy, Dean.
Toothpaste kills bacteria. There's no need for further disinfectant.
Okay first of all marie kondon't you dare we are not having this discussion this is like the equivalent of you sticking unwashed morning breath tongue down my throat
I'm literally gagging as we speak
use your own damn toothbrush or I will literally shoot you
That would rupture my joy. I've only just begun on my life-changing journey through tidying. Konmari's guidance is critical. I haven't yet expressed gratitude to the shower curtain.
How sad, to put them in such a small confinement when they're born to swim in an ocean. I'm not sure I can be that cruel for the sake of domestic comforts.
That's what they tell me when they're not telling me I'm illiterate and uninspired
[ At any rate, there he'll be when Cas arrives. Taking up post at the stove with a dish rag thrown over one shoulder and a couple of pans going at once. Bacon, eggs, the whole nine. He's practically a breakfast machine, with Zeppelin playing over the speaker on his phone as he goes. ]
[ Cas mutter as he shows up just behind dean's right shoulder, not because he poofed or anything, just because he's a very quiet shuffler. sup, buddy, how's breakfast? ]
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Marie Kondo taught me the importance of reducing clutter.
Toothbrush clutter does not spark joy, Dean.
Toothpaste kills bacteria.
There's no need for further disinfectant.
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we are not having this discussion
this is like the equivalent of you sticking unwashed morning breath tongue down my throat
I'm literally gagging as we speak
use your own damn toothbrush or I will literally shoot you
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That was clever.
Many consider you dull-minded and unintellectual, but I find your creative wordplay inspired, Dean.
I don't think you need to worry about that.
I haven't done the measurements, but I'm fairly sure my tongue couldn't reach your esophagus.
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Who do you even talk to besides Sam??
You know what
Nevermind
Nevermind to this whole conversation
I'm buying a new toothbrush and I'm keeping it in my room
Are you happy now?
This is what we've come to
and by the way, I read, okay
they can suck it
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My birthplace and brethren.
Toothbrushes don't go in bedrooms.
Marie Kondo would be disappointed in our organizational skills.
What have we come to, indeed.
Am I still using the red toothbrush in the blue cup?
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that would spark so much joy right now
yes, keep the red toothbrush, it's all yours
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I've only just begun on my life-changing journey through tidying.
Konmari's guidance is critical.
I haven't yet expressed gratitude to the shower curtain.
Thank you, Dean, that's very generous.
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go outside
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I'm sorry about your toothbrush tragedy.
[ he's going, he's going.
give him like five minutes of outside time, and: ]
I want to rake the leaves into categorical piles sorted by color and/or flora of origin.
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come back inside
we're gonna find you some kind of hobby or something
how do you feel about knitting
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Also makes one's hands more prone to arthritis.
Do you need a scarf? Or mittens?
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that's like 3 steps before wearing people's skin as a bathrobe & herding cats
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Second Commandment?
I wouldn't mind cats.
Kittens, especially. We should consider kittens.
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what would the neighbors think?
we're not getting cats.
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Rabbits?
Fish.
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Fish get a pass
You can get the fish
You're cleaning the tank
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I'm not sure I can be that cruel for the sake of domestic comforts.
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I'm going to make some bacon.
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and then: ]
How much bacon?
[ u sharin, fam?? ]
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[ That's right. Let him feed you, Cas. It's okay. There there. ]
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[ and a bathrobe clad cas will come shuffling into the kitchen some five minutes later. hello, hi, he is here for bacon. ]
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when they're not telling me I'm illiterate and uninspired
[ At any rate, there he'll be when Cas arrives. Taking up post at the stove with a dish rag thrown over one shoulder and a couple of pans going at once. Bacon, eggs, the whole nine. He's practically a breakfast machine, with Zeppelin playing over the speaker on his phone as he goes. ]
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[ Cas mutter as he shows up just behind dean's right shoulder, not because he poofed or anything, just because he's a very quiet shuffler. sup, buddy, how's breakfast? ]
Besides me.